An apology for all of the money we’re going to cause gamblers to lose

Imagine that sports gambling was already legal in Colorado. I would need to issue the following apology letter:

“I’m really sorry. I made a prediction. You believed that prediction because you trust my opinion. You took my opinion down to Double Barrel Or Nothin’ (the Shotgun Willie’s Sports Book). You lost.

In your mind. I lost you that money and now you’re furious.

I don’t blame you. I thought that the Rockies could beat Jordan Lyles on Tuesday because I saw how bad Lyles could be when he pitched for the Rockies. How was I supposed to know that he would throw a perfect game through seven innings?

That’s why I’m apologizing.”

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Originally posted on Mile High Sports

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